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About Us

Epic Slant Press is a small publishing company based in North Carolina that currently focuses on books and games. Positivity is the driving force that guides each and every project that the company takes on. The team strongly believes that with a positive outlook anyone can achieve great things. Epic Slant Press strives to support small and local businesses, aid fellow entrepreneurs, and donate a portion of all profits to charities and good causes.

Why Positivity?

Think of a time when you went back to a store or restaurant and an employee there remembered your name. That simple act probably gave you warm feelings (and might help retain your business!). How about a day when all of your customers were angry or just apathetic, and then you had that one customer that was cheerful and grateful for your help? Positive encounters like these make lasting impressions and it is our mission to better serve the community by creating as many of them as possible.

Epic Slant Press Wants You!

Ferrel Wants YouDo you consider yourself to be a generally funny person? Are you interested in writing for a blog? Would you prefer not to have to run that blog on your own? Epic Slant Press might have a position for you at Clerics Wear Plate! We’re looking for humorist!


Positivity and humor is a key requirement for this project. We’re not looking for people to rant about MMORPGs, developers, or anything of that nature. Satirical ranting is, of course, an exception to the rule! We want upbeat, light-hearted, and generally fun content.

Dedication is our second most important requirement. Epic Slant Press is looking for individuals who are willing and able to consistently come up with content on a timely basis. This arrangement will differ for all writers depending on how much responsibility they wish to take on but a good rule of thumb is one article a week.

Gamers only please. This is an MMORPG humor site and you’ll likely be a hard sell if you don’t play some sort of game! We’ll even take one of those nasty console gamers! Maybe even a Magic player!

Epic Slant Press Wants You

The Perks

Epic Slant Press would, eventually, like to convert all humorist positions into paying positions. Currently that is not the case! All humorists will get a share of any profits that are made by the entire Epic Slant Press network regardless of which division is making money. Profits are currently lower than a gnome monk’s DPS (non-existent).

Network Status by itself does have some rewards. As a “larger” site that is part of a network you’ll have greater access to developers and support from other writers. Multi-writer sites are busier and tend to generate more traffic. You will also be able to advertise your own projects and thus, in theory, generate more traffic for yourself. Epic Slant Press will also offer some financial support to anyone going to a convention/trade show in a capacity that represents the network.

How to Apply

If you’re interested in joining our little band send an email to Ferrel[at]epicslant.com. Include some important details like your name, your handle (Ferrel is my handle), any projects you’re currently working on, how often you believe you can submit content, and one item from table F. We do consider this application very serious even though this is a humor site. Spell check, grammar check, and be sure it is funny! Keep all submissions relatively “Safe For Work” please.

Table F
A 600-1000 word article that show cases your prowess.
A funny drawing/comic/image that highlights your talent.
A media we’ve not considered that is equally funny.

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